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To: blueplum
Hey, this magic amulet I have protects against charging wild elephants! And it really works!

Want proof? Well, there ain't any charging wild elephants within a radius of 2,000 miles of here!

Regards,

14 posted on 09/02/2021 2:08:27 AM PDT by alexander_busek (Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence.)
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To: alexander_busek

i’s easy to stop a charging elephant

just take away their credit card

why were the elephants kicked out of the pool?

because they wouldn’t keep their trunks up


16 posted on 09/02/2021 2:18:13 AM PDT by blueplum ("...this moment is your moment: it belongs to you... " President Donald J. Trump, Jan 20, 2017) )
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