Posted on 09/01/2021 6:50:50 PM PDT by dynachrome
Why? Because there won’t be any cows on the moon or Mars!
What will it be named?
Uso ushi fake cow
Honto na niku ja nai not real meat
gu gyu awful beef
“Try the wagyu burgers!”
Okay I will. I just added a lb to my Walmart shopping cart. It might take me a while to get $35 worth of groceries on my list (so I can get free pickup) because I’m really well-stocked today. I’ll probably get there in the next week or so.
Thanks for the recommendation!
Wait for the Chinese version. It will be half the price.
Given what Wagyu beef apparently costs, this might be a CHEAP substitute.
Can I pay for it with 3-D printed money?
I have a Yen for real meat. Accept no substitutes.
Or as the late Clara Peller used to say, “Where’s the beef?”, to which Anthony Weiner would point to a selfie of his lower regions and say, “Here it is”.
Peller would have said, “I said ‘meat’, not a tiny wiener”.
#14. Wagyu hamburgers at my local Harris Teter store have a Cholesteral rating of 81% of your daily requirement.
As my cardiologist would say, “It’s heart attack time” and here’s my business card when you need me.
I just hope the Wagyu beef jerky I get at Costco isn’t the beta test for this stuff.
““It’s heart attack time””
I have zero concerns about saturated fat. I’m more concerned about the sugar and low fiber starches I eat (white bread).
Would be 1000 times better to just feed the cow oats rather than nasty grass fed.
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