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We need a cure for this!
email from friend | 9/2/2021 | unknown

Posted on 09/01/2021 3:12:39 AM PDT by sodpoodle

I am sorry I have not been very responsive to your Emails lately. I have been somewhat under the weather. My doctors have diagnosed me as having an acute case of Post Islamic Stress Trauma with Apologetic White House Fatigue, PIST-AWF (Pronounced pissed-off)

PIST-AWF is a newly defined disease that has become widespread and highly contagious. Doctors at the CDC released a statement disclosing PIST-AWF as a new disease.

It has already infected over half of the United States and is anticipated to continue to spread. The disease itself affects the cells of a person's entire body then goes dormant. The disease ravages the body and leaves serious side effects including, embarrassment for your country, depression, anxiety as to when it will come to an end and wondering how much more damage he can do and how long it will take to repair the damage once a new person takes over the presidency.

Symptoms include:

Severe pain of the scalp from pulling your own hair while viewing your president pander to Taliban terrorists.

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Uncontrollable heartburn at 8:00 PM during the CNN coverage lies.

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Stomach cramps from swallowing the fact we elected Biden/Harris.

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Vomiting from viewing terrorists murdering innocent people routinely on the nightly news.

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Bleeding from the eyes. This is not Ebola. It is your eyes reacting to accidentally flipping to a channel that shows Al Sharpton as a so-called legitimate news show host.

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Since the disease consumes the entire body, every infected person is then identified as the disease itself.

If you have these symptoms and consider yourself PIST-AWF, please notify your local election board and place your name on the list for a cure. It is expected, and sincerely hoped, that the cure will be available in 2022.

GOD SAVE AMERICA FROM DEMOCRATS.

"He, who will not reason, is a bigot; he who cannot,

is a fool; and he, who dares not, is a slave."

-- William Drummond, Scottish writer (1585 - 1649)


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Health/Medicine
KEYWORDS: symtomatic
Stay healthy!
1 posted on 09/01/2021 3:12:39 AM PDT by sodpoodle
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To: sodpoodle
The cure to PIST-AWF:


2 posted on 09/01/2021 3:31:07 AM PDT by Yo-Yo (is the /sarc tag really necessary?)
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To: sodpoodle
Stomach cramps from swallowing the fact we elected that Biden/Harris STOLE THE ELECTION !!!

Repaired😎

3 posted on 09/01/2021 3:42:36 AM PDT by mabarker1 ((Congress- the opposite of PROGRESS!!! A fraud, a hypocrite, a liar. I'm a member of Congress !!!!)
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To: sodpoodle
GOD SAVE AMERICA FROM DEMOCRATS.

And the Republicans. They sold out in 2020, and it was their free trade deals that sent our manufacturing, technology, wealth, and ultimately our sovereignty to the communists.

Our side is just as much at fault. The only question is, who will repent first?

4 posted on 09/01/2021 3:56:51 AM PDT by TwelveOfTwenty (Will whoever keeps asking if this country can get any more insane please stop?)
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Also rampant is ABP.........anybody but Piglosi.


5 posted on 09/01/2021 4:33:46 AM PDT by Liz (Our side has 8 trillion bullets; the other side doesn't know which bathroom to use.)
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To: Liz

Biden and Obama wanted to arm the Middle East so now Obama can claim Mission Accomplished.Obama doesn’t care about the US he wants to be king of the Arabs.Isreal is in big trouble and Obama is celebrating


6 posted on 09/01/2021 5:51:46 AM PDT by cnsmom
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To: sodpoodle
My symptoms are not so severe.
I don't watch CNN.
7 posted on 09/01/2021 6:50:56 AM PDT by outofsalt (If history teaches us anything, it's that history rarely teaches anything.)
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To: sodpoodle

Most of US are suffering a severe case of PIST-AWN.


8 posted on 09/01/2021 9:22:56 AM PDT by LastDayz (A blunt and brazen Texan. I will not be assimilated.)
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