Hey Sod: I remember my first confession (Catholic). Seems I said I did everything 500 times just to cover my butt.
You must have a big butt Sac;)
Luv yah!
Sod....The lady next door stood on her front stoop, close to the public walk with a broom as the children passed to go to school. No child dared to step on her lawn.......Unless she turned her head. Every day....I made sure I stepped on her lawn and fervently confessed the 500 times offense. I was seven.