Posted on 08/22/2021 4:07:39 AM PDT by sodpoodle
A lot of folks can't understand how we came to have an oil shortage here in our country. ~~~ Well, there's a very simple answer. ~~~ Nobody bothered to check the oil. ~~~ We just didn't know we were getting low. ~~~ The reason for that is purely geographical. ~~~ Our OIL is located in: ~~~ ALASKA ~~~ California ~~~ Coastal Florida ~~~ Coastal Louisiana ~~~ Coastal Alabama ~~~~ Coastal Mississippi ~~~~ Coastal Texas ~~~ North Dakota ~~~ Wyoming ~~~ Colorado ~~~ Kansas ~~~ Oklahoma ~~~ Pennsylvania ~~~ And Texas
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Our dipstick is located in the White House!
~~~ Any Questions?
NO? Didn't think So.
First Sunday smile.
BTTT
Time for an oil change.
A dipstick is normally a useful item. This particular one isn’t.
Joek is a quart low.
LMFAO
Odd word “dipstick”. I know what it is, the physical thingie in a car, for example. But, I’ve always used it a a pejorative. Wonder why. Excellent use here. Nice joke. Good run up, and the punch line.
*****, five stars.
Average male brain is 1.5 quarts by volume. Joe is a quart low.
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