1 posted on
08/13/2021 11:00:46 AM PDT by
simpson96
To: simpson96
“...but whatever influences he was under had rendered him unable to form full sentences without becoming agitated and changing the subject.”
Sounds like he could be the current occupant of the White House.
2 posted on
08/13/2021 11:14:01 AM PDT by
hanamizu
To: simpson96
In Canada the nice cop would have offered him a drink.
3 posted on
08/13/2021 11:14:45 AM PDT by
SkyDancer
(I Identify As Vaccinated - non-injected. Jab Me Not)
To: simpson96
When asked how much he’d had to drink he said “Are you serious? Not enough.”We need to ban this dangerous drug.
4 posted on
08/13/2021 11:20:31 AM PDT by
NobleFree
("law is often but the tyrant's will, and always so when it violates the right of an individual")
To: simpson96
“In addition to make strange noises, the wounded SUV was missing a tire and riding on the rim”
Riding on the rim tireless would certainly tend to cause strange noises.
5 posted on
08/13/2021 11:21:55 AM PDT by
V_TWIN
To: simpson96
So I’ll tell you why I came Home Half Drunk.
I Run Out Money!
To: simpson96
I worked with a guy decades ago who was stopped on suspicion of DUI. The cop told him to walk a certain way — one foot in front of the other, I think. The guy told the copy, “I couldn’t do that if I was sober!” It didn’t go well for him.
7 posted on
08/13/2021 11:27:48 AM PDT by
MayflowerMadam
(While the foundations are being destroyed, what are the righteous doing?)
To: simpson96
So the “Florida Man” titles have suddenly ended? Too bad.
8 posted on
08/13/2021 11:34:02 AM PDT by
alancarp
(George Orwell was an optimist.)
To: simpson96
Kinda sounds like Uncle Joe on a good day.
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