The NFL is way out of date.
I put all of my money into the new sports juggernaut…..
Cornhole franchises.
I’ve already wrapped up the big prize, my adopted hometown of Toadsuck, Arkansas.
They actually had that on TV at the bar I was at last night.
Cornhole franchises? Well, the NFL has a commercial where they state that football is gay. I imagine that means that theres a lot of cornholing going on in those locker rooms so you should make a fortune.