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Florida Man Sticks Hand Into Zoo Enclosure And Taunts Jaguar, Gets Severely Clawed
IFL Science ^ | 8/2/2021 | Jack Dunhill

Posted on 08/06/2021 6:17:58 PM PDT by simpson96

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1 posted on 08/06/2021 6:17:58 PM PDT by simpson96
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To: simpson96

Dumbass.


2 posted on 08/06/2021 6:19:11 PM PDT by grimalkin (Communism is the final logic of the dehumanization of man. -Fulton J. Sheen)
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To: simpson96

Florida man


3 posted on 08/06/2021 6:21:01 PM PDT by bigdaddy45
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To: simpson96

The Darwin Award is awarded to……


4 posted on 08/06/2021 6:21:22 PM PDT by Chgogal (#GulagNancy is going all Cuba on Trump Supporters.)
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To: grimalkin

Ah Florida Man. So stupid. So entertaining.


5 posted on 08/06/2021 6:21:36 PM PDT by DarrellZero
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To: simpson96
reminds me of that memoir, Nude Tiger Wrestling, by Claude Balls
6 posted on 08/06/2021 6:21:48 PM PDT by babble-on
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To: grimalkin

Most likely smoked or otherwise ingested...something.


7 posted on 08/06/2021 6:22:20 PM PDT by 45semi (A police state is always preceded by a nanny state...)
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To: simpson96; windcliff
“This is an individual that wasn’t using his head,”

Well, duh. He was using his hand.

8 posted on 08/06/2021 6:22:53 PM PDT by I Drive Too Fast
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To: simpson96
A man from Florida took it upon himself to decipher the riddle

A man of culture. We are all in his debt.

9 posted on 08/06/2021 6:23:50 PM PDT by ClearCase_guy (We have two Democrat parties. 50% of the US population has no political representation.)
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To: simpson96

What a gorgeous animal!


10 posted on 08/06/2021 6:25:55 PM PDT by Aria
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What does this have to do with science?

IFL Science is another liberal propaganda site.


11 posted on 08/06/2021 6:26:22 PM PDT by ifinnegan ( Democrats kill babies and harvest their organs to sell)
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To: simpson96

Buy the ticket, you gotta take the ride.


12 posted on 08/06/2021 6:27:06 PM PDT by Jim Noble (Extremism in the defense of Liberty is no vice)
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To: simpson96

We can assume his beer was held by Assistant Florida Man during the incident.


13 posted on 08/06/2021 6:27:23 PM PDT by Yardstick
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To: simpson96

Back when ads were often funny - the Bud Light “Real Men of Genius” campaign was pretty good.

“Mr. stick your hand in the jaguar cage - we salute you!”


14 posted on 08/06/2021 6:34:57 PM PDT by 2 Kool 2 Be 4-Gotten
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To: simpson96

Bringing a hand to a claw fight.


15 posted on 08/06/2021 6:37:27 PM PDT by 353FMG
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To: simpson96

Steel bars-1, Darwin-0.


16 posted on 08/06/2021 6:39:17 PM PDT by Rebelbase
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To: Jim Noble

an attorney once described starting a lawsuit as riding a tiger once you are on you need to hold on tight, if you fall off well you might get mangled a bit.let the other guy fall off his tiger first.


17 posted on 08/06/2021 6:41:16 PM PDT by rolling_stone
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To: I Drive Too Fast

It’s just as well, since jaguars incapacitate their prey by biting through their skulls.


18 posted on 08/06/2021 6:41:32 PM PDT by skr (May God confound the enemy)
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To: simpson96

Dana Loesch, pick up the white courtesy phone, Dana Loesch...


19 posted on 08/06/2021 6:42:27 PM PDT by Mr.FixIt (Ethanol: Growing in four months what the U.S.A. burns in one day)
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To: simpson96

Well now he knows who was the cat and who was the mouse.


20 posted on 08/06/2021 6:42:40 PM PDT by Redcitizen
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