Remember when calling someone dickless was still an insult?
I remember going into a bar called The Apple Pie, and there were three attractive females at the bar. But the more I sat there drinking and watching them, they became less attractive, which is unusual when you are drinking. 🙂
Anyway, I asked the bartender what was up with his drinks as the women were getting less attractive, not more attractive. He said look at their hands. Those are not the hands of women. That was it, I moved on to another bar. 🙂
Once knew a man whose sister became a detective, Dickless Tracy.