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To: lee martell

“...but they aren’t quite sure what her age was....”

That’s ‘cause women lie about their age.

Favorite age quote.

Woman: “I’m approaching 39.’
Winston Churchill: “From which side?”


5 posted on 07/30/2021 10:07:29 PM PDT by Gen.Blather (Wait! I said that out loud? )
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To: Gen.Blather

Lol! Winston was a master of the clever quip or polite insult.


7 posted on 07/30/2021 10:15:20 PM PDT by lee martell
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To: Gen.Blather

I teased my loved ones hitting the Big 4-0 by telling them they are now older than Jack Benny when he died. Yeah, I’m up there.


25 posted on 07/30/2021 11:44:03 PM PDT by caseinpoint (Don't get thickly involved in thin things.)
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To: Gen.Blather

My favorite Winston Churchill statement is about a woman who saw him on the street and said “Sir, you are drunk”. He said, “Mam, that is true, but you are ugly and in the morning I will be sober”.


31 posted on 07/31/2021 10:39:34 AM PDT by IAGeezer912 (One out of every 20 people on the face of the earth are Americans. We have won life's lottery.)
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