My favorite Winston Churchill statement is about a woman who saw him on the street and said “Sir, you are drunk”. He said, “Mam, that is true, but you are ugly and in the morning I will be sober”.
“My favorite Winston Churchill quote...”
An argument with a dame in the House of Lords...
Dame: “If I were your wife, I would poison your coffee.”
Churchill: “If I were your husband, I’d drink it.”