[17strings]

Oh no, seriously? I shouldn’t laugh, but.... I sense an asphalt joke in there somewhere!
:-D

[Tennessee Conservative]

LOL, yes, seriously. She said the female cop finally got there, walked up to her and said “get up from there woman and put your clothes on”.

This is on our road WAY out in the country with no houses in sight. Nothing around but an old barn so who knows where she came from? She’s lucky she didn’t get run over because country people aren’t used to driving up on naked women on the road. A big old tractor would have turned her into a greasy spot.

[Tennessee Conservative]

OK, daughter got home with a picture that isn't revealing and more of the story.

My SIL pulled up across from the woman facing my daughter to help keep traffic off of her. He started blowing his horn and the pavement must have been blistering her behind anyway because the naked woman got up and walked to a shady spot and laid back down on the road.

After the female cop got there and told her to get up and put her clothes on she got up, ran to the cop car, and plopped herself in the front seat naked and all. As she was running toward the car she was yelling "I hope you have some water". The cop had to pick up her clothes and carry them to the car.