After the illicit cat was discovered, I got called into the Section Commander’s office. “Airman gundog...I’ve just heard some alarming news. You’ve got a cat in your dorm room.” I’m like...um...that’s all? Good deal.
A friend had someone get into his house. The dogs took off after them. He called the cops and told them where they went. They wanted to know how he knew. He said he could hear them yelling two blocks away. The cops thought that was pretty funny.
“Just follow the screams, officer”
:D