[brookwood]

I got a small cut with a paring knife. Within 2 minutes, my blood began to clot, and the bleeding disappeared within 15 minutes. So I called the hospital and told them about what Alex Jones said. They said I needed psychiatric help if I was listening to Alex Jones, and that clotting is actually a natural process, otherwise we would have something called hemophilia.

[Blennos]

I got a small cut with a paring knife. Within 2 minutes, my blood began to clot, and the bleeding disappeared within 15 minutes. So I called the hospital and told them about what Alex Jones said. They said I needed psychiatric help if I was listening to Alex Jones, and that clotting is actually a natural process, otherwise we would have something called hemophilia.

Sorry, I don't understand the point of your comment. Of course, clotting is a natural and necessary biological process. No one disputes this. But excessive or inappropriate clotting leads to many disease states, some very serious.

[Pete from Shawnee Mission]

Left the “Sarc” tag off your little fiction!

[Chengdu54]

There are bloody clots all up and down my street. Oh the humanity.