This is a hot chick noodling thread. “There I was, out of altitude, airspeed and ideas with my air medals dangling in my face” is elsewhere. One pilot and a dog. The pilot to feed the dog and the dog to bite the pilot if he touches anything I’ve been in the business 40+.
My dad told me this joke about a pilot who fell out of his plane without his ‘chute; all he had was a silkworm and a sewing machine. He sure was busy coming down.