I, the person who bothers to think, explain to you, the ever gullible believer in any random crap people throw at you, that that gullibility is going to lead you to believing the wrong guy.
The self righteous sucker is always the one that winds up on the wrong side.
Oh, you’re definitely on the wrong side, dude. The side that ends up in hell, surrounded by souls just like you and under the regime of the chief @$$#0/e in charge.
That is, unless you accept Jesus as God Himself, as Lord and Savior.