God: Oh yeah?
Scientist: Yep
God: Show Me.
Scientist: No problem!
So, the scientist started to gather some dirt, and just as he was about to start working with it, he was interrupted…
God: Hold it, stop!!
Scientist: What?
God: What are you doing?
Scientist: I’m gathering some dirt to generate life, just as described in Your book.
God: Get your own dirt…
LOL!..........................