I have it on good authority (He removed his foil helmet to tell me) that the aliens will make themselves known on the 18th of this month. He is a Texan.
I am worried because I am not up for anal probes the aliens are all into. What is it with aliens and anal probing?
Please can someone add this to The Undead Thread?!?
I know! Right? Always going on about the anal probe!
But maybe they can tell us the results of the recount in Arizona.