CHA: Hello, my name is _____________________ and I am a Community Health Ambassador with the Lake County Health Department. The reason I am here today is to talk to you about the COVID vaccine. Have you received a COVID vaccine already?
Senior: None of your f*&king business. What don't you understand about HIPAA? Get off my lawn!!
CHA: We are working to bring vaccinators on-site to provide vaccines to you and your neighbors. Are you interested in getting the vaccine here at your facility?
Senior: Didn't you hear me? GET OFF MY LAWN. SCRAM!!!
CHA: Great !! I will mark you down as wanting to get the vaccine. Do you have any questions for me?
Senior: Yes, ARE YOU DEAF?? If you don't get off my lawn right now, I'm going to ask my friends Smith & Wesson to talk to you!
CHA: That I don’t have the answer for as yet. Anything else I can help you with?
Senior: Excuse me, I'll be right back with Smith & Wesson to talk to you.
What ??? No “I’ll circle back” ???