I love dealing with these creepozoids. When ever these busybodies knock, I take out my own clipboard. There have been times, like during the Census, when they show up with the attitude that we HAVE to cooperate. I take out my clipboard and ask them for their Social Security number. I state we cannot proceed without this preliminary and essential information. If they are wearing any kind of ID, badge, whatever, I try to copy down their name, asking to verify the spelling. Then we return to the essential Social Security number. Most of the time they go away, spouting some nonsense about ‘civic duty.’
So...how about a little brainstorming right now... If these Vaccine Police show up, let’s ask for THEIR Vaccine Card. Ask them to PROVE there are no side effects. Then... Ask for their Social Security number. Might be fun.””
Okay, I know I am going to get a lot of flak for writing this, but perhaps the simplest and best way to handle this is to just lie and say you got the vax.
We should have no compunction to lying to people who support liars.
It gets them off our backs.
It messes with their numbers.
We get “marked down” as having been vaxxed and that might buy us some time.
Show up masked and shielded and tell them you think they are a threat to your health because you don’t know if they are really vaxxed or asymptotic.
Accuse them of coming to your door to infect you.
Tell them you are trying to quarantine to stop the spread and ask them why they are breaking your quarantine.
I just tell the nobody in tis house wants to speak with anyone from the government