A woman named Demetrius? Did she have her gladiator shield on her?
It doesn’t have the same flair as “A boy named Sue.”
There was a black female student at my university some years ago with that name, except she spelled it Demetrious.
LOLOL!!!
I’m surprised it wasn’t spelled “DeMetrius.”
After sticking her steak knife into the waitress, did she turn to the other diners and ask, "Are you entertained?"
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