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Man bitten by neighbor’s escaped pet python while on toilet, cops say
NY Post ^
| 6 July 2021
| Joshua Rhett Miller
Posted on 07/06/2021 3:27:42 PM PDT by DUMBGRUNT
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To: Olog-hai
Luftwaffles.
Hat tip to “Breaking Bad.”
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posted on
07/06/2021 5:09:06 PM PDT
by
gundog
(It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen. )
To: DUMBGRUNT
He should be glad it’s not a toilet croc, that will chomp down on the d&bs, then twist them around a few times and drag them back down the crapper to slow ferment in his underwater den.
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posted on
07/06/2021 5:23:15 PM PDT
by
yefragetuwrabrumuy
(Do kids in Iceland still play "The Floor Is Lava?")
To: DUMBGRUNT
I hate it when I am sitting on the toilet and a python bites me.
To: Gnome1949
—”I hate it when I am sitting on the toilet and a python bites me.”
The downside of an interconnected plumbing system.
To: Billthedrill
Worse, it’s sort of like God taking a shit on you. Like a Monty Python (no pun intended) cartoon.
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posted on
07/06/2021 10:11:45 PM PDT
by
BEJ
To: DUMBGRUNT
Wow! This is one for the books.
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posted on
07/07/2021 1:33:02 AM PDT
by
jmacusa
(America. Founded by geniuses . Now governed by idiots.)
To: DUMBGRUNT
Pro tip: Don’t interrupt a python while it’s doing its business.
To: DUMBGRUNT
The man is lucky the snake didn’t do what pythons are known to do, that is, wrap themselves around their victims and squeeze hard.
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posted on
07/07/2021 9:27:51 AM PDT
by
adorno
To: Salamander
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posted on
07/07/2021 9:41:09 AM PDT
by
PLMerite
("They say that we were Cold Warriors. Yes, and a bloody good show, too." - Robert Conquest )
To: PLMerite
It was very nice that that cleaned the snake before returning it
:D
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07/07/2021 9:47:16 AM PDT
by
Salamander
(I Ride By Night And I Travel In Fear, That In This Darkness, I Will Disappear....)
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