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Man bitten by neighbor’s escaped pet python while on toilet, cops say
NY Post ^
| 6 July 2021
| Joshua Rhett Miller
Posted on 07/06/2021 3:27:42 PM PDT by DUMBGRUNT
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In Graz, they send an expert over to clean your snake!
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posted on
07/06/2021 3:27:42 PM PDT
by
DUMBGRUNT
To: DUMBGRUNT
Snake: Is that my girlfriend or are you just happy to see me?
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posted on
07/06/2021 3:28:55 PM PDT
by
Still Thinking
(Freedom is NOT a loophole!)
To: DUMBGRUNT
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posted on
07/06/2021 3:31:01 PM PDT
by
ButThreeLeftsDo
(The best things in life aren't things.)
To: DUMBGRUNT
“Aftermath: Now he’s afraid to use the toilet in his own house. He just drives down to the nearest Waffle House, to use their facilities for a small fee. They are open 24/7. “ //
To: DUMBGRUNT
What a pain in the ass. Or somewhere else in that region.
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posted on
07/06/2021 3:32:14 PM PDT
by
EvilCapitalist
(I voted for prosperity, and I got poverty.)
To: DUMBGRUNT
Look at it from the snake’s point of view. You’re comfy, chilling in a nice pool, when a pair of butt cheeks fills the sky, out goes the light, and somebody poops on you. I’d bite the bugger too. It’s sort of like the Democrats taking office.
To: EvilCapitalist
Just trying to get a suck
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posted on
07/06/2021 3:33:33 PM PDT
by
deport
( )
To: DUMBGRUNT
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posted on
07/06/2021 3:34:35 PM PDT
by
WellyP
(question!)
To: lee martell
There’s a Waffelhaus in Graz, Austria?
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posted on
07/06/2021 3:35:56 PM PDT
by
Olog-hai
("No Republican, no matter how liberal, is going to woo a Democratic vote." -- Ronald Reagan, 1960)
To: DUMBGRUNT
And I thought finding a hellgrammrite in the bathtub was unsettling...
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posted on
07/06/2021 3:36:36 PM PDT
by
digger48
To: lee martell
There is a Waffle House in Austria?
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posted on
07/06/2021 3:37:26 PM PDT
by
EvilCapitalist
(I voted for prosperity, and I got poverty.)
To: DUMBGRUNT
Headline made it sound like a man was bitten by his neighbor and then escaped a python.
To: AndyTheBear
And the python was on the toilet instead of in it.
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posted on
07/06/2021 3:42:50 PM PDT
by
Olog-hai
("No Republican, no matter how liberal, is going to woo a Democratic vote." -- Ronald Reagan, 1960)
To: DUMBGRUNT; All
Jesus, not one post of genuine concern for the guy.
I hope he’s ok. Who ever expects that to happen?
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posted on
07/06/2021 3:45:45 PM PDT
by
Secret Agent Man
(Gone Galt; Not Averse to Going Bronson.)
To: EvilCapitalist
I would have to ask Der Govenator: aka Arnold Schwartzen*gger.
To: DUMBGRUNT
When I was in college, my neighbor’s pet python escaped from his apartment.
We lived in fear of our toilet until it was found!
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posted on
07/06/2021 3:47:47 PM PDT
by
lizma2
To: DUMBGRUNT
That’s gonna leave a mark.
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posted on
07/06/2021 3:51:44 PM PDT
by
Karliner
(Heb 4:12 Rom 8:28 Rev 3, "...This is the end of the beginning." Churchill)
To: DUMBGRUNT
Those Euro-peon men have been trained to sit to pee.
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posted on
07/06/2021 4:06:24 PM PDT
by
PAR35
To: DUMBGRUNT
A second bite, and the next time a judge will order the snake to be put down.
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posted on
07/06/2021 4:10:15 PM PDT
by
Revel
To: DUMBGRUNT
What’s the python’s name— Karma?
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posted on
07/06/2021 4:16:11 PM PDT
by
married21
(As for me and my house, we will serve the Lord.)
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