“it’ll sound like the Battle of The Ardennes”
HaHa. That’s the way we do it in a free state like Alabama.
Of course there might be some liquid encouragement involved.
Show me
the way
to the next
whiskey bar....
h/t the Doors
Oh, the police scanner is s-s-s-s-smokin’ this evening. Every open field in the area has ‘pyrotechnic event specialists’ in them. The field behind Boom-City seems to be a good choice due to the proximity. They also seem to have had an accident already and I’m waiting for the fire department sirens. And adult refreshment always lowers inhibitions. And, accordingly, common sense goes out the window. Back when I was about 18, we had a 4th of July kegger at the old K of C swimming pool, and we took the lower field. Someone pulled up and took the upper field and it wasn’t too long before the first bottle rocket landing among us. Well, we had one guy build a Gatling board that could hold about fifty bottle rockets, and he let fly. It was beautiful, man. Like all the Terminators Skynet could throw at us, and we gave as good as we got. LOL!