I wanna go surfing on the bitchen 1000 ft. waves of aqueous planets within the event horizon for 2 minutes to wait out Commiela’s term.
Well, heck, Earth doesn’t do too badly on truly big waves, just not very often. Luckily.
Then there are the human assisted waves: One could ride an 820 ft. wave over a 860 ft. high dam and together slam into the valley below, taking out an estimated 2000 people with you.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vajont_Dam