[Jeff Chandler]

You sound like my date in my 20’s who was a virgin and said sex can’t be any good and sounds dirty. She changed her mind after a few dates.

Yeah, I figured if I signed up for a cruise I'd wind up getting screwed.

[entropy12]

Older single women outnumber older men on most cruises. I remember meeting a lady who was a neighbor of Bob Hope. She had plenty of diamonds on her body. She never missed when waiter came by with drinks in the captains party for repeat cruisers lol.