[bagster]

You really are obsessed with me, aren’t you?

Who wouldn't be, as awesome as you are.

(No important Q stuff to do?)

You know the one about walking and chewing gum, right?

Well, we Qtards, being the superior beings that we are, can walk, chew gum, AND five more different things all at the same time. Hard to believe, I know.

I could teach you.

[Jamestown1630]

I sorta doubt that you know anything that I’d want to learn.