[Prole]

That evil witch ruined Johnny Depp’s professional existence and stole all of his money through the power of her lies and the corrupt AF divorce court machine.

One can only imagine the miserable life ahead for that child.

[dfwgator]

Poor Johnny, got a “Winona Forever” tattoo when he was dating Winona Ryder, and then changed it to “Wino Forever” when they broke up.

[Trillian]

'I hope we arrive at a point in which it’s normalized to not want a ring in order to have a crib.'

Mom's a homosexual, narcissist and pathological liar. That doesn't bode well for the baby.