To: Cololeo
Just this morning I had this encounter:
ALIEN: "We have come to conquer Earth. We have killed all your government leaders.
ME: All right! Good job!
ALIEN: Wait, , , What???
13 posted on
06/30/2021 8:28:03 PM PDT by
budj
(Combat vet, 2nd of three generations.)
To: budj
Very funny 😂 My thoughts exactly!
17 posted on
06/30/2021 8:34:47 PM PDT by
carikadon
(Don't mess with Texas)
To: budj
ALIEN: "We have come to conquer Earth. We have killed all your government leaders.
Snowflake: You're racist and a Nazi!
ALIEN: (pulls out and shoots the snowflake with a vaporizing gun) I traveled 10 million light years to do that, just to shut your big fat yapper. Now I can go home.
19 posted on
06/30/2021 8:41:10 PM PDT by
DoodleBob
(Gravity's waiting period is about 9.8 m/s^2)
To: budj
Welcome, Friends!! How could you be any worse?? Here’s a Popeyes spicy chicken.
32 posted on
06/30/2021 11:56:37 PM PDT by
Yaelle
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