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To: Cololeo

Just this morning I had this encounter:

ALIEN: "We have come to conquer Earth. We have killed all your government leaders.
ME: All right! Good job!
ALIEN: Wait, , , What???

13 posted on 06/30/2021 8:28:03 PM PDT by budj (Combat vet, 2nd of three generations.)

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To: budj

Very funny 😂 My thoughts exactly!

17 posted on 06/30/2021 8:34:47 PM PDT by carikadon (Don't mess with Texas)

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To: budj

ALIEN: "We have come to conquer Earth. We have killed all your government leaders.

Snowflake: You're racist and a Nazi!

ALIEN: (pulls out and shoots the snowflake with a vaporizing gun) I traveled 10 million light years to do that, just to shut your big fat yapper. Now I can go home.

19 posted on 06/30/2021 8:41:10 PM PDT by DoodleBob (Gravity's waiting period is about 9.8 m/s^2)

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To: budj

Welcome, Friends!! How could you be any worse?? Here’s a Popeyes spicy chicken.

32 posted on 06/30/2021 11:56:37 PM PDT by Yaelle

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