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What is spiralizing? I'm OK. She went for a three day vacation in Savannah, so I'm here alone with the cats until Wednesday, cleaning litter boxes. She didn't ask if I wanted to come because it's with The Deadbeats. She knew I'd be able to take maybe one evening with that screeching gnome of a daughter of theirs, and I'd be in the truck heading back here. She amazingly got invited with 48 hours notice. I think she kinda pushed it after the nuclear meltdown I had Thursday evening. Somebody - and I have a short suspect list - walked off with two of my three gas chainsaws. The working ones. (I don't count my 9" elecric one. That's a mini chainsaw/limb saw.) And I put two new bars, a chain, and ignition parts in them too. I told her that if the USS Enterprise doesn't miracle them back down from orbit ASAP, in about two weeks there's gonna be a big FedEx box from Harbor Freight sitting on the porch with a new one in it. I think she knows who has them, because she usually gives as good as she gets when we argue, even if she knows she's wrong, but she was acting all sheepish and defensive when Mt. Viking blew his top. The same goes for my two post pounders that grew legs and walked off. I'm not one who is going to buy power tools and yard equipment just to let someone 'borrow' them permanently.