[lee martell]

That’s a nice story. Of all people to find the bottle, there was Captain Jennifer, who runs a tour group.
Looking at the note, it appears whoever wrote the cursive was lefthanded.

[HighSierra5]

Sounds like a publicity stunt.

[pingman]

“We’ve been trying to reach you about your vehicle warranty...”

[KevinB]

There’s no way the paper would have been in such good shape if the bottle were 2/3rds full of water as the article says.

[webheart]

This falls into the category of “Likely Stories.”

[Pocketdoor]

You got to post at pic... Lol grammar police freepers will love it. “Whene”. And November with an i?? Dotted e? That confused me. Looks pretty “sus”. :)

[Cold Heart]

I found a bottle with a note on a beach once. Gallon jug from some cheap wine, they had dumped it in the water a week before and it nestled right in with the rest of the beach trash, less than a quarter mile away from where they claimed to have dumped it.

[Berlin_Freeper]

The Police - Message In A Bottle

[The Right Edge]

Whiff, whiff, sniff, sniff... Yeah it stinks of manure alright.

[MadMax, the Grinning Reaper]

I thought it would say, re the stock market, “SELL NOW”!

[Larry Lucido]

Here is a copy of the message.

[Larry Lucido]

saw a small green bottle at the bottom of the Cheboygan River

This is going in my book, Astonishing Tales of the Cheboygan River.

[equaviator]

Another MI liberal who can’t afford to be honest or a responsible small business owner who just happened to stumble into something of an historic artifact?

[Baldwin77]

“Epstein didn’t kill himself”

[Robert DeLong]