[BipolarBob]

Parents, go over this list with your kids. They need this info right now before they make career choice.

[billorites]

I would add ‘organ donor.’

[billorites]

Hunter Biden’s AA sponsor...

[DannyTN]

There's some jobs with growing demand.

• Perp disarmament Teacher - Still have to teach 6 classes a day and disarm perps in your community as necessary.
• Unarmed social worker police substitute. Handles through dialog any hostage situation, crazy individual, violent individual, domestic violence situation, anarchist no go zone, violent or destructive political protest/riot.
• Language definition modifier - Changes the meaning of common words to mean something different than most people understand.
• State Department Trans Special Ambassador - Works to bring the benefits of bathroom confusion to other countries around the world.
• Presidential nap adviser. Ensures the President is in bed by 5:30pm. Shuts down any interviews, video tapings, diplomatic meetings, or other events, where President appears tired.
• Presidential Green Screen specialist. Works to make sure President is seen speaking to large non-existent crowds and can move his hands through microphones.
• Election Audit Censor - Works to convince the public that all audits are horrible undermining of democracy.
• Hunter Biden Art negotiator - negotiates secret deals with secret buyers to sell Hunter Biden art for exorbitant prices completely unrelated to anything Joe Biden is doing, has done, or will do for the secret buyers.

[T.B. Yoits]

Sidewalk cleaner in San Francisco or Los Angeles.

[sarge83]

My son just graduated from the police academy and was given a green light by his FTO last week to go solo. His late uncle was a cop, another uncle just retired after 35 years as a cop and he tried his best to talk him out of becoming a police officer, telling him the left hates you regardless and conservatives for all their “support” will throw you under the bus unless you’re perfect human being and never ever make a mistake 24/7/52, no dice he wanted to be a cop. He went to college and hated it, despised it. I asked him what he wanted to do and he said cop. Are you sure? Yes he said, then I support you. He’s in a small city department of about 25 officers and a 10K population.

[Deplorable American1776]

As usual, funny stuff from the Babylon Bee.