[Trillian]

[left that other site]

Where kin ah git me one o those?

[Da Coyote]

Heh, that plate pic was looking into their true souls (or lack thereof).

When the Queen passes, there will be nothing left to carry on. All is idiocy.

[Fungi]

I thought it said Suillus thread so I insert a Suillus mushroom. Ladies and gentleman, may I present Suillus brevipes.

[BenLurkin]

[CFIIIMEIATP737]

Don’t you hate it when people ask a question and don’t give you a chance to reply? I know I do.

[Rummyfan]

Since it’s US Open weekend a little golf humor...

A husband and wife are out playing. They came to one hole which has an old barn along the right side of the fairway. The wife slices her drive directly behind the barn.

Her husband says ‘no problem, hon. I’ll open the barn doors and you can hit right through the barn to the green.’

He does so and waits for her to hit on the far side of the barn. The wife strikes a beautiful shot right through the open barn. Unfortunately it strikes her husband right square in the forehead. He is dead before he even hits the ground.

Years pass, the tragedy fades and she remarries. She still plays golf regularly. Ironically, she is on the same course again with her new husband and they come to that hole again. And again she slices to directly behind the barn.

New hubby says ‘no problem dear. I’ll open the barn doors and you can hit right through it’.

‘I don’t think so’ she replies. ‘The last time I tried that I took a double bogey’.

Happy Father’s Day All!

[hoe_cake]

I changed all my passwords to “incorrect”, so that whenever I forget, it will tell me, “Your password is incorrect.”

[Don W]

[Don W]

[fruser1]

The proctologist asked me if I had ever inserted any foreign objects into my rectum.

I said, “Hell, no! They were all made in America!”

[Don W]

[Don W]

[Don W]

[Nateman]

[Nateman]

[Nateman]

[Nateman]

[Don W]

[deoetdoctrinae]

I took the shell off of my racing snail, thinking it would make him faster. But if anything, it made him more sluggish.

[Bloodandgravy]