[Mathews]

What does one serve at a Juneteenth Celebration? I’m thinking Lemon Piccata Chicken, mashers and corn, but I’m not quite sure that really captures the essence of the day.

[Diana in Wisconsin]

Serve ‘crow’ to Democrats! ;)

[Mears]

Spare ribs and watermelon.

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[cgbg]

What does one serve at a Juneteenth Celebration?

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