[enumerated]

The essential features of any hiccup remedy:

1. It must be free and require only readily available props.
2. It must be of unknown provenance.
3. It must be of doubtful seriousness.
4. It must be entertaining for others to watch.

This thing fails on all counts.

[MarineBrat]

>>4. It must be entertaining for others to watch.

LOL! Thanks for the laugh. :)