Posted on 06/17/2021 12:31:46 PM PDT by L.A.Justice
“Ladies and gentlemen, we are now beginning our descent into Orlando. I hope you have enjoyed the flight as much as I have“
(Giggle)
Mike Haak...from Longwood. Perhaps he’s met Mike Hunt. :)
CNN will be hiring him soon. Right?
I remember the line from one of the the movie “The Concorde, Airport 1979”
Capt. Joe Patroni: “They don’t call it a cockpit for nothing, sweetie”
One of the greatest scenes ever. I mean ever.
JERRY: Come on. How was your date?
ELAINE: Oh, the date. The date.
JERRY: Ya how was it?
ELAINE: Interesting.
JERRY: Really.
ELAINE: Oh ya.
JERRY: Why what happened?
ELAINE: Let’s see, (thinking) how shall I put this.
JERRY: Just put it.
ELAINE: He took it out.
JERRY: (confused) He what?
ELAINE: He took (blows on her glasses twice to clean them) it out.
JERRY: He took what out?
ELAINE: It.
JERRY: He took It, Out?
ELAINE: Yessiree Bob.
JERRY: He couldn’t.
ELAINE: He did.
JERRY: (motions of making out) Well you were involved in some sort of amorous...
ELAINE: Noooo.
JERRY: You mean he just
ELAINE: Yes.
JERRY: Are you sure?
ELAINE: Oh quite.
JERRY: There was no mistaking it?
ELAINE: (looks straight into his eyes) Jerry.
JERRY: So you were talking, (Elaine makes an agreement sound “mmm”) you’re having pleasant conversation, (Elaine makes an agreement sound “mmm”) then all of sudden...
ELAINE: Yea.
JERRY: It.
ELAINE: It.
JERRY: Out.
ELAINE: Out.
JERRY: Well I, I can’t believe this. I know Phil, he, he’s a good friend of mine. We play softball together. How could this be?
ELAINE: Oh it be. (sarcastically) You got any other friends you want to set me up with?
(Kramer enters)
KRAMER: Hey. (to Elaine) Hey how was your date with Phil Titola?
ELAINE: (to Kramer) He took it out.
(Shocked, Kramer acts like he just got a cold shiver down his back)
KRAMER: Maybe uh, it needed some air. You know sometimes they need air, they can’t breathe in there. It’s in human.
(Scene Ends)
Oh it be....
The Former Pilot was striving to be the first doing the 'mile high toobin'.
He needed an airstart.
there are no ladies that do that sort of thing...
sluts...whores...maybe...
but regardless, there is something called DIVORCE and if a man doesn't want to be married and be faithful then just get the heck out of dodge....
Gives a new meaning to the term cockpit.
A woman in the cock pit is shocked to see co ck.
Pilot unzips, looks down and says because of you I’m gaining altitude.
what an idiot. WHY would he think this other pilot, male or female, wants to see his junk?
maybe he should take some yoga and throw his pelvis into his face, then.
I was at least hoping for a pic of the First Officer.
Lubin Tobin got a raise.
LOL.
He should try to get a job on Air Force One.
“During this time Haak also “engaged in inappropriate conduct” while a female First Officer, whom he had never met before the flight, continued her flight duties, according to the release.”
Could she have called the company and asked to make an emergency landing? Reason: Captain has gone crazy.
“ WHY would he think this other pilot, male or female, wants to see his junk?”
A very fundamental difference between men and women. Men get excited by the sight of women’s genitalia - that’s not up for debate. So they assume women too would be excited by the sight of men’s genitalia. Nothing could be further from the truth. Just this little knowledge could save millions of d**k pics from being randomly sent to women.
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