[MercyFlush]

The Capitol rioters committed the single worst attack on the USA since Germany bombed Pearl Harbor.

[Songcraft]

But, at least when Germany bombed Pearl Harbor, they did it in a decent, civil manner.   (That's why they called that the "Civil War".)

[TheCipher]

The Capitol rioters committed the single worst attack on the USA since Germany bombed Pearl Harbor.

Unfortunately, with todays youth, they wouldn't see the sarcasm in that statement. They would take it as fact :

We Are Doomed