[BenLurkin]

Words fail.

[EEGator]

Just shoot his ass...

[NohSpinZone]

What did the dog get?

[PGR88]

Spanish cannibal who ate mother’s remains with his dog gets 15 years

Human and dog don't pair well. I would have broccolini instead.

[Veggie Todd]

Tastes like chicken.

[heavy metal]

hopefully he has permanent heartburn...

[Vaquero]

I saw that movie. “A boy and his dog”.

[dfwgator]

U: I THINK WE'VE GOT AN EATER!
F: (offstage) I'll get the oven on!
M: Um, er...excuse me, um, are you... are you suggesting eating my mother?
(pause)
U: Yeah. Not raw, cooked!
M: What?
U:Roasted with a few french fries, broccoli, horseradish sauce ...
M: Well, I do feel a bit peckish.
U: Great!
M: Can we have some parsnips?
U: (calling) Fred - get some parsnips.
M: I really don't think I should.
U: Look, tell you what, we'll eat her, if you feel a bit guilty about it afterwards, we can dig a grave and you can throw up in it.

[dblshot]

Recommended and highly popular Spanish tapas

Iberian ham on bread
El Carito. Cheese
Olives
Calamari.
Croquettes.
Mussels.
Mama.

[Richard Axtell]

I can’t think of a single thing to say.

[D_Idaho]

“…the “Cannibal of Las Ventas” — claimed in court in April that he heard voices telling him to kill Maria Soledad Gomez as they watched television in their apartment in 2019…”

Depending on the shows he watched, I’d say it’s entirely possible.

[grey_whiskers]

In before the infamous Monty Python skit?

[Thunder 6]

Yep, NYP needs a new copy editor. THat headline is terrible.