Illinois Man Kills Girlfriend While Taking Selfies With a Pistol

New York Post ^ | June 15, 2021 | Joshua Rhett Mille

[zeugma]

Direct violation of Rule #1

[cdcdawg]

Selfies with a pistol ... Gun violence?

[dead]

Must be more to the story.

It's right in the article. Possession of meth, with intent to distribute.

[Vaquero]

A’Meyah Eh. Sounds like ferals to me.

I grew up in a big eastern city. Dad had guns. After 3-4 years in the marines during WW2 he became a city cop. I was trained in gun safety at an early age.

Coopers Rules

RULE I: ALL GUNS ARE ALWAYS LOADED

RULE II: NEVER LET THE MUZZLE COVER ANYTHING YOU ARE NOT WILLING TO DESTROY

RULE III: KEEP YOUR FINGER OFF THE TRIGGER UNTIL YOUR SIGHTS ARE ON THE TARGET

RULE IV: BE SURE OF YOUR TARGET

[Bloody Sam Roberts]

None of my guns can take selfies.

I know! I paid a lot of dough for my Beretta 92FS and my Rugers but...just...dayum! None of those bad boys will snap a selfie.

Did I pay too much?

[TexasGator]

“It’s right in the article. Possession of meth, with intent to distribute.”

There must be more to the story.

[Bloody Sam Roberts]

Was it a Canon?

[antidemoncrat]

Give him a break. He was just trying to defend himself from the bear that was attacking him.

[Gil4]

Yep, definitely a point and shoot model

[Sapwolf]

Mandatory sterilization.

FCOL, the case for DE-populating the planet only gets stronger.

Somewhere Bill Gates and Zuck are smiling.

[Sapwolf]

RULE 5: DO NOT try to catch your pistol mid-air if you drop it. Let it hit the ground then pick it up.

[Political Junkie Too]

In burst mode.

-PJ

[eastexsteve]

But hey, marijuana is harmless, right?

[LibertyWoman]

accident....dint du nuffin’

[LibertyWoman]

accident....dint du nuffin’

[jocon307]

“...even if someone claims “it’s not loaded!”

That’s the most dangerous gun, the one that’s “not loaded”.

[Blood of Tyrants]

9mm Luger

[Bonemaker]

Ms A’Meyah T. Brewton chose poorly.

[Don Corleone]

Darwin Award finalists

[DennisR]

Yeah, right. Story sounds fishy.