[BipolarBob]

It's spring and a lot of you have spent the last 16 months sitting on your ass eating bon bons and drinking beer.

I'm gonna have to lay down and think about this . . . after my nap.

[NEMDF]

Yeah, I think I need a little snack, then a nap.... The good news is, I very rarely drink, and beer, almost never.

[Right Brother]

Sounds like exercise equipment sales must be down.

[Verginius Rufus]

There is a character in one of the old black and white movies (probably late 1930s) who said that whenever he got the urge to exercise, he would lie down until the feeling passed.