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To: Lazamataz

If you phone ahead, you might be able to arrange for your own stewardess in a low orbit.

24 posted on 06/13/2021 11:30:08 PM PDT by gundog (It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen. )

To: gundog

I’m so fat, my bathtub has stretch marks.

25 posted on 06/13/2021 11:31:58 PM PDT by Lazamataz (I feel like it is 1937 Germany, and my last name is Feinberg.)

To: gundog

My doctor told me to get in shape. I told him, round is a shape.

26 posted on 06/13/2021 11:32:30 PM PDT by Lazamataz (I feel like it is 1937 Germany, and my last name is Feinberg.)

To: gundog

I’m so fat that police always come by, tell me to break it up.

27 posted on 06/13/2021 11:32:58 PM PDT by Lazamataz (I feel like it is 1937 Germany, and my last name is Feinberg.)

To: gundog

I’m so fat that a kid threw a snowball at me, and it missed and entered orbit.

28 posted on 06/13/2021 11:33:33 PM PDT by Lazamataz (I feel like it is 1937 Germany, and my last name is Feinberg.)

To: gundog

I’m so fat that... um, that I’m really... umm, fat.

29 posted on 06/13/2021 11:33:55 PM PDT by Lazamataz (I feel like it is 1937 Germany, and my last name is Feinberg.)

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