[KC_Conspirator]

There once was a diver from Nantucket...

[M Kehoe]

There once was a diver from Nantucket...

Who carried chum in a bucket

Then the whale came, he thought he was slain

So he lit up a joint and said fu@k it.

I apologize.

5.56mm

[BipolarBob]

And he told a humpback to suck it