[Libloather]

That murder-by-layaway was to be paid off in $100 installments, the Philly Voice reports.

Thrifty. She's a keeper.

[Veggie Todd]

Good thing most criminals are stupid.

[PghBaldy]

carrion: the decaying flesh of dead animals.
“a crow wheeled over the hills in search of carrion”

[DannyTN]

We’re just lucky most hitmen don’t offer long term finance plans.

[nickcarraway]

You can buy a hit on layaway?

[MayflowerMadam]

And Trump thought he was a skilled negotiator.

[MeneMeneTekelUpharsin]

What was her interest rate?

[maddog55]

Probably using stimulus money.

[wny]

This is so wrong. There’s should have been a down payment required up front.

[Feckless]

♪ The Fun don’t last as long as the payments do ♫

[bgill]

What happens if she misses a payment?

[eastforker]

In just about every state of the union, a woman will get a free pass when she kills her first one by just claiming self defense or abuse.

[crusty old prospector]

That is a new form of layaway.

[Billthedrill]

This is gonna tear her credit report right up.

[Vaduz]

Wonder if she gave any thought about how good of a hit man could he be to take that deal?.

[xp38]

Joshua Carrion interviews with WFMZ. “It’s not like that. I feel like she’s getting framed. She’s, she’s Christian, you know, like, very religious,” he said. “My family — my family — we never do harm. We’re all, you know, innocent. We don’t have no criminal records of nothing.” Later in the interview, Joshua said he never witnessed abuse. “Never. Never. No they was always happy, so I don’t know about that,” he said, referring to alleged abuse.

Sounds like a member of the dindu nuffin clan.