I beg, no I beseech of you, to check out Denis Leary's rant about coffee. It sounds like you and he have a LOT in common (btw, I'm in his camp, too). NSFW.
5 posted on 06/11/2021 4:36:45 PM PDT by DoodleBob
(Gravity's waiting period is about 9.8 m/s^2)