[Joe 6-pack]

"First base: Kissing and light fondling
Second base: feeling their boobs
Third base: reaching your hand under their dress/into their pants.
Homeplate: going all the way

Problem is he's a football player not a baseball player. He wasn't running bases, he was sprinting toward the end zone.

[DUMBGRUNT]

—”Problem is he’s a football player “

That said, it does appear to raise doubts about the legendary social life of football players?

Did Joe Namath engage in such activities?

[shotgun]

Now that makes the most sense!