She can do all the classic yoga poses:
Downward facing hippo
Beached whale
Bull seal yelping
Haha. The jokes write themselves on this one.
Can you imagine if you signed up for a yoga class, sight unseen, and saw this when you arrived? One can only imagine the course description that people fell into:
"This yoga class integrates the principles of yoga
with rejection of cis-gender norms, racial injustices,
cultural appropriations, and colonial oppressions.
As the instructor will demonstrate, you will be
able to re-imagine yourself according to your
own norms
or the norms of any group you wish to belong to.
There are no refunds for this course."
As the lithe, intellectually stunted leftist women file in, their first reaction will be predictable: "What? How is she supposed to teach me yoga?"
Of course, the answer is...she isn't supposed to teach them "yoga". She is supposed to teach them "social justice" and self-hate, while taking their white privilege cash.
Everyone wins all around.