[a fool in paradise]

That’d buy a lot of rulers

[wildcard_redneck]

Inflation has made dildos too expensive and nuns are the hardest hit. Dildos should be covered by insurance........

[jocon307]

HA! I see the headline and I think it’s got to be gambling. And there it was!

[broken_clock]

Knew about the missing money case from the local newspaper. Too bad, St. James is a nice school and church.

[ConservativeStatement]

Sister Mary Railbird.

[Ken522]

Mary Margaret Kreuper, 79, of Los Angeles ... she will not outlive whatever sentence she gets ....

[ProtectOurFreedom]

God certainly does work in mysterious ways.

[FrdmLvr]

I see from her picture she was from one of those “liberated” worldly orders.

[Veggie Todd]

We’re on a mission from God.

[Organic Panic]

These crooks need to just put a “D” next to their name.

[HypatiaTaught]

Father forgive me for I have sinned, it has been 6 months since my last confession

Nothing too major only I stole $$$$...

Priest: Get out of here.

[know.your.why]

Reminds of the Jon Bon Jovi tune “You Give Nuns a Bad Name”.

[JohnBrowdie]

someone sucks at accounting. that shouldn’t be possible.

[caww]

Retired Catholic nun who worked as a principal of a Catholic elementary school in Torrance has agreed to plead guilty in connection with stealing more than $835,000 in school funds.

[Jonty30]

She only needed one big win!

[Gene Eric]

That’s a lot of bingo.

[Governor Dinwiddie]

Jake and Elwood knew her as "The Penguin".

[ronniesgal]

no, not a NUN. /s

[Old Yeller]

Makes it easier to take a vow of poverty.