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9 Ways To Survive As A Non-Leftist On A College Campus
https://babylonbee.com/news/10-ways-to-survive-as-a-conservative-on-a-college-campu

[Tell It Right]

10. Answer every question as "white people's fault".

11. Pretend you don't know math.

12. Loudly proclaim you believe Darwin's teaching in Origin of Species that the red ants wouldn't be able to survive without their black ant slaves.