Hey it was free of cost, painless, and has caused me no side effects after 3.5 months. And I booked a cruise with the vaccine document, sailing in September this year.
And Uncle Sugar said so.
Mustn't upset Uncle Sugar.
Now you have your 'papers' and are free to walk about the cockpit.
Lucky.
And you have a malignant substance creeping through your old man body, eating away at your innards and turning you into a mutant freak who is no longer part of the human race, but a monster, set apart. And Uncle Sugar will command you to get more so that you may go on your old man cruises.
Not so lucky.
We will have to think of a name for your species.
