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To: IamConservative

My wife said “tell me you love me and take me somewhere expensive.” I took her to the lumber isle at Home Depot.


6 posted on 06/07/2021 5:55:09 AM PDT by Clay Moore (RIP, Rush )
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To: Clay Moore
My wife said “tell me you love me and take me somewhere expensive.” I took her to the lumber isle at Home Depot.

Depending on how well she can swing a 2x4, maybe not. ;)

8 posted on 06/07/2021 5:56:14 AM PDT by CatOwner (Don't expect anyone, even conservatives, to have your back when the SHTF in 2021)
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To: Clay Moore

LOL!!!!!


20 posted on 06/07/2021 6:13:15 AM PDT by milagro (There is no peace in appeasement! )
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To: Clay Moore

Yew wood knot want for her to be board. Though she may pine to leave you in the larch for that, oak-ey dokey?
They need to branch out more and find the root of the lumber problem.

Dang, I can’t think of any more tree puns. I’m stumped.


22 posted on 06/07/2021 6:22:53 AM PDT by ferret_airlift
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To: Clay Moore

LOL


59 posted on 06/07/2021 7:29:02 AM PDT by Magnum44 (...against all enemies, foreign and domestic...)
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